What is the longest word in the English language?
SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letter!
SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letter!
Mother: “Did you enjoy your first day at school?”
Girl: “First day? Do you mean I have to go back tomorrow?”
Girl: “First day? Do you mean I have to go back tomorrow?”
Headmaster: I've
had complaints about you, Johnny, from all your teachers.What have you been
doing?
Johnny: Nothing, sir.
Headmaster: Exactly.
Johnny: Nothing, sir.
Headmaster: Exactly.
PUPIL: "Would
you punish me for something I didn`t do?"
TEACHER:" Of course not."
PUPIL: "Good, because I haven`t done my homework."
TEACHER:" Of course not."
PUPIL: "Good, because I haven`t done my homework."
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